Old People Need Facebook Rules

(Pic from here)

I’m sorry, but it’s true.  I’m including myself on that category.  This “FaceSpace Interwebs” thing is so convoluted with its shifting social norms and unwritten rules that I’m never sure if I’m doing it right, or if all the 23 year olds are laughing at me.  You’re either laughing or nodding your head, and if it is the latter, then listen closely – it’s not your fault.  Look at me, old person.  It’s not your fault.  It’s not your fault.  (Language on the youtube clip = NSFW, and that means “not safe for work”, you old person.)

It isn’t our fault.  The ground is shifting and we’re just trying to keep up and maybe see what people from our high school look like now.  Admit it.

Here is a series of questions you should consider asking yourself.  I don’t know the answers.  Maybe one of the 20-somethings can answer them in the comments section below?  Come on, whippersnappers!  We old people need Facebook Rules.  Would it be cooler if we called them Fac3buk Rulez? (No.)